- Play the Pacific Rim theme on repeat
- Everything you do is now badass, so do everything.
like i dont text you back and you cry? i text you back and u think im falling in love w you? we hook up once and suddenly you wanna know my middle name birth town and favourite colour? twice and u think im already naming our kids and grandkids? dude i just want your friendship and your dick
I hate that feeling when your trying to conversant with someone you like and just end up feeling like an idiot when you run outta questions and give the awkward silence of shame.
i cant believe a large group of adult men rigged a survey to vote for the best animated kids show of 2013 by creating scripts that automatically vote for my little pony a million times i feel like were living in a bizarro alternate universe of the real true timeline where bronies are fairytale creatures that only exist in legends
jingle bells angels fell sammy went away
kevin’s dead and dean’s alone
this is not okay